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New Year's Psychic Treats Labels
These labels were made for a parcel of assorted "crossed-treats"
to both surprise—and delight—the most adventurous.
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2015, Abridged
Book Releases and Personal Recall
Jan. Someone got crushed by a truck on my street. Reiss book releases (late, port strikes). Gelker book releases.
Feb. New DL photo. Renewed passport. Started STF Monthly Subscription. Stabbed with a plastic fork. Painted over my blue wall.
Mar. Started running correctly. Indirectly watched all Keanu Reeves movies. Got a new old bike. Visited the Fourth Wall in L.A.
Apr. Neighbor of 29 years passes away. Dug a hole in Nevada BLM. Completed and ended most of my freelance contracts.
May Resealed my AE-1. Most recent backup-drive crashes. Learned to ride clipped-in. Wore flaming rocket piñata as hat.
June Biked ~300 miles (+canoed). Saw the Violent Femmes. Snuck into a baseball game w/ sister. Hafif book releases.
July Successfully receive a warranty replacement. Choked during karaoke. Experienced Peter VR. Last set of retainers.
Aug. TdCM cancelled. Lake-camped with all ladies. Slept comfortably in a burning redwood forest.
Sept. Continued lecturing at my alma mater. Tomaselli book releases. Dad's 5th year death anniversary. Dry.
Oct. Uncle retires China Inn. Dressed as Wednesday Addams instead of Barbara Maitland. Shared my website URL.
Nov. Walked to, but Ubered out of St. Roch. Two babies were born, two adults got married, and Bizarro UU turns 1.
Dec. Painted my closet. Lundeberg to production. 媽媽的指天椒油. MEX-mas busrides. Forgot to splice my registration sticker x2.
I found out my second grade class pet, Toby the Tortoise, died recently. He must have been ~100.