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Stills from The Wedge
 

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C[uddle by the Sea] Biscuits
Sweet dried cuttlefish on twice-baked savory biscuits.

 

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Talking Heads:77 Digital Mutations
My copy: Pantone Warm Red C / 805C mix for the flood and a 802C title. Sun-bleached edge: N/A.

 
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La Croix Business Biscuits
4-color lemon-zested royal icing on salted soda biscuits.

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Piedras Blancas Elephant Seal Rookery, San Simeon, CA
I only brought one roll of expired Ilford HP‑5 B/W. I haven't not thought about color for awhile so I had to be conscientious about tonal value and separation, so on, so forth, so gray. I did find something exciting though—a wooden Nokia-esque phone.

Julia Pfeiffer Burns State Park, Big Sur, CA

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Macroscopic Animations of Bark Park Trash
I can finally throw them back out into the wild where they'll never really decompose

 

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New Year's Psychic Treats Labels
These labels were made for a parcel of assorted "crossed-treats"
to both surprise—and delight—the most adventurous.
(insert instructions here)

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2015, Abridged
Book Releases and Personal Recall

Jan. Someone got crushed by a truck on my street. Reiss book releases (late, port strikes). Gelker book releases. 

Feb. New DL photo. Renewed passport. Started STF Monthly Subscription. Stabbed with a plastic fork. Painted over my blue wall.

Mar. Started running correctly. Indirectly watched all Keanu Reeves movies. Got a new old bike. Visited the Fourth Wall in L.A.

Apr. Neighbor of 29 years passes away. Dug a hole in Nevada BLM. Completed and ended most of my freelance contracts.

May Resealed my AE-1. Most recent backup-drive crashes. Learned to ride clipped-in. Wore flaming rocket piñata as hat.

June Biked ~300 miles (+canoed). Saw the Violent Femmes. Snuck into a baseball game w/ sister. Hafif book releases.

July Successfully receive a warranty replacement. Choked during karaoke. Experienced Peter VR. Last set of retainers.

Aug. TdCM cancelled. Lake-camped with all ladies. Slept comfortably in a burning redwood forest.

Sept. Continued lecturing at my alma mater. Tomaselli book releases. Dad's 5th year death anniversary. Dry.

Oct. Uncle retires China Inn. Dressed as Wednesday Addams instead of Barbara Maitland. Shared my website URL.

Nov. Walked to, but Ubered out of St. Roch. Two babies were born, two adults got married, and Bizarro UU turns 1.  

Dec. Painted my closet. Lundeberg to production. 媽媽的指天椒油. MEX-mas busrides. Forgot to splice my registration sticker x2.

I found out my second grade class pet, Toby the Tortoise, died recently. He must have been ~100.

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Caffeine Blues, Blast, Baby!, 2010
rubber-based ink on BFK Rives, 12 x 12" each
Shuffle, Hibbleton Gallery

 

Wake up this morning
Gotta wake up fast
Gotta get to school
I need a caffeine blast
Coffee wont do it
I need something more
I need an artificial pickup
Get me to a drugstore oh baby
I want an artificial stimulant
I want a Vivarin®
And maybe some speed
Well I got to school
And now my minds on the blink
Gotta get some caffeine
Now I can think
I had a coke and a coffee
And a glass of tea
I feel like dancing
Is it caffeine or me

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Midnight Ridazz All-City Toy Ride
B/W spokecards designed to be Xeroxed on any bright copy paper.
Cheap printing, hi-visibility, and local└A neons to spot on the ride. 

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One-color, sequentially-numbered, and perforated bus tickets. Final destinations to and from were hand-markered on the front and side windows of each bus.
Pesos for scale.

 

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Pinback Backs, 2010
pencil, gouache on watercolor paper, 6 x 6" each
Button Cool, PÄS Gallery

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Pinback Inventory
Crss Typography, b/w 1"
Beru Typography, b/w 1"
Part Time Punk [sic] Typography, b/w 1"
'N.A.R.C.S' McDonald's Nazi Trash, b/w 1"
'That's BS! Beards & Stashes' Zine, b/w 1"
Anticon Ant, b/w (slight rust) 1"
Anticon Ant, b/r 1"
Double Fur Press Pizza w/ Real Topping, b/g 1"
the Onion®, white 1"
The Great Seal of the State of California logomark, gold-embossed white 1" (lost)
'Amoeba' Music Logo, notes BG 1" (rusted)
'Amoeba' Music Logo, radial BG 1"
('The Oinkster BURGER WEEK 6/3/14 Hot Burg on a Stick #Burgerlords') w/ limeade, white 1"
Shifty-eyed Purple Cheeseburger, Sitting, unknown illustrator, purple 1"
pehrspace Typography, blossoms on pink 1" (x2)
Fuzzoscope Logo, yellow 1"
Fuzzoscope Logo, pale navy 1"
'1/4 Yung Morpheus' 44 Laws Of Mentalizm, green 1"
Hellen Jo Rudegirl Profile, Poketo pin
IMPREC Basic, black 1¼" (lost)
Crailtap.com Logo w/ cursor, pink 1¼"
#Gudetama Sanrio Unmotivated Sunny Side Up Egg, yellow 1¼"
#PBSNerd Logo w/ Glasses, cardboard square 1¼"
The Misfits Skull Only, black 1½" (lost)
The Pit Typography, black 1½"
Rosetta Stone Photo, red 2¼"


Homemade Inventory
STF Good Bye, b/w Astrobrights® Vulcan Green w/gold 1"
'dümb crusñ' Typography, magenta on gray 1"
'nãh way' Typography, magenta on gray 1"
No Bad Luck '25¢ Fortune' (verso Acetate fortune) Typography, b/w on orange w/gold 1"
'my other pin is enamel' Typography, white 1"
'Designerd' Logo, yellow 1¼"
Kurt Cobain Magazine Face, magazine clipping 1¼"
Blake is 26, photo clipping 1¼"
Self-Portrait w/ AE-1 Photo, photo clipping 1¼"

Enamel Inventory
Animal Cell, 5-color silver enamel
7ᵘᵖ (The Scream), epoxied 3-color gold enamel
Coucou Suzette Single Eye w/ Eyelashes, 3-color gold enamel
Burgerlords Flag, 2-color gold enamel
Basic Happy Face, 2-color silver enamel
DAR Good Citizen, 2-color silver enamel
Andy Busc Black Lips Cloisonné (Masked Girl), 2-color silver enamel
Monument Valley Crow, 2-color pewter enamel
As Issued's Your Neighborhood Book Dealer, 1-color black enamel x2
'Appreciated Staff Member', epoxied 1-color gold rectangular enamel
Student Council Basic, 1-color gold enamel (broken)
CSUF Emblem, epoxied metal 1"
Key Club International Official, 2-color gold enamel
Key Club International Lieutenant Governor Official, 2-color gold enamel
Key Club International Past Lieutenant Governor Official, 2-color gold enamel
Pantone® 2286 C, sticker silver enamel

 

Other Inventory
'No Parking'*, polymer mold
The Metropolitan Museum of Art in Robin's Egg Blue, printed metal 1" (used)
'Prevent Child Abuse' Blue Ribbon, printed metal 1"
'Hiefer International Duck Donor' Black Duck, printed 1¼"
'Choices I'm Worth the Wait www.teenawareness.org', printed metal 1½"
Dr. Suess 'I Love Reading', printed metal 2¼"
'Up Up and Away' Rockets ('Japan'), vintage printed metal (straight-pin)
Homemade Unsoiled Felt Diaper, white felt gold pinback

 

 

(entry in-progress)

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Picked up a set of three Don Clemente paper boardgames.
They came prepared with dice and four poker chips (embossed with the Don Clemente rooster*).
Real rough translations of the rules for El Coyote.

 

Each board also has a kraft "B-side" game---different titles, different type styles.
Damas, I think means "ladies"; Damas Ajedrez means chess.  

 

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New record, man.

 

(Important Records,

 

 

US $18.00+2.72).

 
 

Just opened it...

 

came with a little 1"

 
 

shop pin.

Tashi Wada, Duets. Sounds like when unison is registered while simultaneously ascending. Cover art by Marcia Hafif.

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October ²⁰15

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Curated some Helen Lundeberg paintings to go with Sonic Youth's Helen Lundeberg / Eyeliner 7"

ok, [yawn] taping

helen lundeberg
illusory landscape
five decades of paint
helen lundeberg
illusory landscape
four expressions of elegance
elegance

blue river, open door
landscape white and orange
daybreak by the sea
a narrow view, sloping horizon
marina, the poet's road
sundial, cimmerian landscape
a quiet place, moon sea and mist
desert road, tree in the marsh
biological fantasy
ocean view, water map
ambiguity, estuary